Certified Sad Sack

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charleswatford
maddiemourns

I see so many people talking about how Carry On is amazing because of Snowbaz (and don’t get me wrong I 100% agree I love them more than life itself) but you know what deserves more credit? Literally the entire rest of the book. Like everything with the Humdrum? Absolutely magnificent. Baz’s whole storyline about his mom visiting? Masterpiece. Literally every other aspect of the plot? Extraordinary.

my-world-of-broken-words
a-daks

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

namesonboats

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

conversationswithjohnlock

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

caressthosecheekbones

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

pizzapopolis

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

marvelmisha

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

ladyyinburgundy

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

boxofsoap

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

nausikaaa
nausikaaa

what i want to see in Wayward Son

  • first of all more Micah please and thank you
  • this is kinda weird and specific but i wanna see him from Baz’s perspective
  • INVOLVE MICAH IN THE STORY P L E A S E
  • Simon and Baz being soft
  • especially Baz being soft
  • Simon meeting his relatives (Lady Salisbury, and i think she had a son?) (did the Mage have any living family members?)
  • AGATHA AND LUCY (i just love dogs okay)
  • Agatha being like “should have seen that coming” about Simon and Baz
  • Baz wearing that suit
  • Penny and Baz friendship
  • Penny and Simon friendship
  • Simon figures out he’s Lucy’s rosebud boy and he heard her ghost (this will be brutal but i need him to know)
  • same goes for Simon figuring out he is kind of responsible for his father’s death (he’s not to blame but he’ll probably feel that way)
  • Baz finally accepts some therapy
  • Simon gets his magic back of course

feel free to add!

affableammonoid

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watfordwallflower
sourcherryboy

GUYS I TOTALLY JUST SNOWBAZED SOMEONE INTO BEING MY GIRLFRIEND BLESS UR SOUL RAINBOW ROWELL

watfordwallflower

WHOOO GET THAT GIRL!!! BUT MAY I ASK WHAT DOES THE TERM “SNOWBAZED” MEAN IM CONFUZZLED

sourcherryboy

I TOLD HER THAT IM A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND BUT I COULD BE H E R TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND

watfordwallflower

DAMN YOU JUST SET UP A WHOLE NEW SET OF STANDARDS IN THIS FANDOM :

GETTING S N O W B A Z E D

its-the-ultimate-fangirl

i might have to try this now

falsehet-eros

Lmao I’m ready to snowbaz the F U CK out of my gf come september

sourcherryboy

UPDATE: SHE MADE ME A MIXTAPE IM SOBBING

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falsehet-eros

This is is peak lesbian™ tbh good for u

sourcherryboy

DOUBLE UPDATE: honestly guys i think i’m in love with her i’m gonna die

personally-victimized-by-s7

When you said you “snowbazed” someone I was genuinely concerned for this poor girls health considering, Baz did indeed push Simon down the stairs.

heldthemoonsglow

im afraid she hasn’t pushed me down the stairs yet

sourcherryboy

OH MY GOD UR READING IT ARENT U

watfordwallflower

I THOUGHT THE THREAD WAS DEAD BUT OMG